The Cowardly Golden || Here’s how this works

In which Bailey wishes he had thumbs

So here’s how this works:

  • Dog asks to go outside into the cold.
  • Human opens door and warns it’s cold.
  • Dog happily goes out, since he loves the cold.
  • Human closes door, because it’s cold.
  • Dog spins around and wonders why he’s been ruthlessly kicked out into the cold.
  • Human opens door and let’s dog in from the cold.
  • Dog spins around and wonders why he’s been forced to leave the cold.
  • Repeat ad nauseam until it’s warm enough to leave the door open.
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