Fatboy Mooch’s Killer T-shirt rose and fell and rose and fell while he considered whether to trust Zach with what he knew. At last he spoke into the middle distance. “You trying to tell me you the only hope of saving Western civilization?”
“You trying to tell me you’re Western civilization?”
“You was expecting maybe Mozart?”
Andrew Klavan, Werewolf Cop
This just makes me laugh. There’s the ideal of Western civilization…and then there’s reality. Most of us are not Mozart.